January 22, 2016

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Hi you guys. Welcome to the blog where I talk about the past.

Having a traumatic brain injury has made me realize a lot of things. I've discovered a lot of things about the past. I think a lot of things I've done in the past have related to traumatic brain injury. For example, I used to get migraines a lot. Migraines are a form of epilepsy. I never knew this before. I also have seizures right now. A lot of things that have happened to me were probably small seizures. For example, one time I was surfing and I thought I hit my head on a rock, but I actually had a small seizure. You'll see, you'll discover a lot about the past and you'll think about it and how it relates to your present.

OK, enough of all this depressing stuff. I will share with you one thing that's totally unrelated, but, in my business, fashion photography, I used to always blame my agent for everything. You know, not working enough. Not working for the right people, etc., etc. But bottom line is, you've got to look at yourself. For example, work started to drop off for me and I immediately started to blame my agent. When in reality, I stopped doing so much editorial, I just took on jobs to make money. That only lasted so long. This was before my event, my traumatic brain injury. I used to work a lot. Just recently I started archiving all my images. I really realize I did a lot of editorial in the 90's. Then I did a lot of money work right after. Just verifies what I was just talking about. The 90's was definitely a great time to be traveling the world on photographies dime. Good times.

Check out my other blog where I talk about the present. I don't have any other stories to tell right now. Have a good week. Love, B. Nice

 

January 18, 2016

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Hi my friends!
 
Hey, come and check out the film we all did (an Adam & Erin Hall film). It's in a film festival. I'd love it if you came. Also, tell all your friends. Let's fill the house!
 
Love,
B. Nice
 
P.S. It's easy to get there by subway. I think it's on the 4 and 6 line, but google it anyway.
 
 
The Bronx International Film Festival Wednesday January 27 at 7pm

Lehman College

The Studio Theater

250 Bedford Park Blvd W

New York, NY 10468

Tickets: http://bronxstage.com/offset/

 

January 9, 2016

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Hi you guys. Welcome to my blog where I talk about the past. I would think about stories to get me through the day.

Oh man, this one time, I was doing this photographic shoot on the west coast. This was around 1995. Anyway, it was during like an El Nino storm. There was some big surf pushing up from the south. Big waves. We stopped our shoot to watch these crazy surfers ride big swell up almost to the cliff face. The surfers would pull out of the wave just before they hit the cliff. This was near La Jolla. South of LA. This one surfer got pushed under and disappeared. Everyone wrote him off as dead. The helicopters came in, the police rescue boats. No one could find him. And then all of a sudden there was a bunch of commotion at a sea shell shop just down the street. Now, get this: apparently the surfer I was talking about got pushed down and into a cave. He swam up into an air pocket and noticed some steps. He swam to the steps. Walked up the stairs and there was a door. Now, cut to this: there's a bunch of people in the sea shell store and they hear a knock behind an old painting. The owner of the store cleared away all these old paintings and sees a door. He opens the old door and there he is, the surfer, all cut up and bloody but alive. Apparently, the old door lead to the stairs that went down into the cave. It was an old tourist attraction that had been boarded up. Crazy right?

On our shoots, there were always crazy little situations we would be involved in. One time I was in Malibu, in California. I was shooting with the sun behind the model. All of a sudden I noticed what was like a snow flake fall in front of her. Then there was another and another and pretty soon I couldn't shoot because she was covered in what looked like snow. It turned out to be ashes from a fire. There was a huge fire coming over the ridge. We barely got out of there, it all happened so fast.

Just another exciting day in the world of fashion photography.

I'll tell you one more story. One time I was in Utah doing a photographic shoot near Los Alamos. The model was standing on a porch. I told a joke. She started laughing. All of a sudden we heard a bunch of coyotes howling and sounded like laughing coming out of the treeline right behind me. Never a dull moment. I went in the van and checked my shorts.

I'll tell you guys some more stories later. Go to my other blog. The blog about the present. Check it out. This is B. Nice signing off. Love you. Talk to you next week. Love, B. Nice

December 21, 2015

6773-12sm Hi everybody. Merry Christmas! The above photo is from last year. This year it's hot. It's really bizarre. It's warm weather, but not as hot as one Christmas I had. I once spent Christmas morning on Ayers Rock in Australia. I think they call it Uluru now. At sunrise it was about 100 degrees farenheit. The rock gets so heated up, it creates its own windstorm. It was a fun Christmas. I was there with my first wife, and no, she didn't push me off, but there is a sign at the base of the rock. It tells how many people passed away climbing the rock, and there were a lot of Brians listed there for some reason. I held on tight to the rope and watched my back. It was a fun way to spend Christmas day.

I'm gonna leave it at that and wish you all a Merry Christmas.

Talk to you next week. Love, B. Nice

Here's my link where I talk about the present.

December 15, 2015

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Hi you guys. Welcome to my blog where I talk about the past. You know I was in bed for so long, I would think about things from the past just to get through the day.

I'm gonna call this blog, "Kids are so cruel." I'll explain what I mean.

I remember there was this one kid that would always follow my friends and me around. This kid was relentless, so of course, we thought we'd torture him. We found a big cow paddy.  A fresh cow paddy in the middle of a field. We put an M80, which is like a quarter stick of dynamite. (My friend here said, "What the hell were you doing with a quarter stick of dynamite?" I replied, "Well, most ten year old boys have an M80 around somewhere." Anyway, back to the story.) My friends and I put the M80 in the middle of the cow paddy and told the kid that kept following us to stay there and make sure it didn't go out. My friends and I ran around and hid behind a tree. All we heard was, "It's still going. It's still going. It's still going." Then, BANG. SPLAT. There was cow shit all over the tree we were hiding behind. Then there was silence. Then all of a sudden we heard "Waaaaaaaaaa." We looked from behind the tree and there was this little kid covered in smoking cow shit.

This kid did get even with me, scared the shit out of me because one day I walked into my friend's house and there was this kid with a loaded revolver pointed at my head. It was a real loaded gun. The little kid had found his father's hand gun. After checking my shorts, we got the kid to put down the gun and told his father. It's probably why I'm like the way I am now.

You know, I was on the receiving end of all this drama once in a while. For example, I was camping with my friend in upstate New York. We were camping at a spot we would always go to. Anyway, one morning I woke up and before I could say good morning to everyone, I felt my friend push me down into my sleeping bag. They held the sleeping bag shut and dragged me around the campfire. Then they all said , "Pile on!" and they all jumped on top of me, and the dog too. And then, to top it all off, someone would politely fart on me. So, you see, sometimes it was my turn to get the raw end of the stick.

I'll share with you one other story because I got a lot. I was coming back from the bus one day, the local school bus, and this girl I would hang out with said to me, "I don't get poison ivy." I replied, "Come on, most people get poison ivy." And she said, "No, not me." I said, "I don't believe you." And after arguing back and forth I dared her to jump in a patch of poison ivy. Well, she took the dare and jumped in the patch of poison ivy. I said, "OK, I dare you to rub it all over you." And she did, all over her neck, her arms, her body. You know, everywhere. Well, the next day she was absent. She was also absent the following day. she was absent for like two weeks. I guess she was allergic to poison ivy after all. Like I said, Kids are cruel.

One other story I've got to tell. I'll make it short. I was at a dinner party and my niece was talking to an older guy. The older man said, "What's your favorite color little girl?" She said, "Yellow! Like your teeth." Like I said, kids can be cruel.

Have a good week. Love, B. Nice

Oh yeah, here's the link to my blog about the present.