Hi everybody. Welcome to my blog where I talk about the past. You know, when people always say, "Live in the moment," when you're like this, with a brain injury, the last thing you want is to live in the moment. I used to think about the past or I would remember jokes people would tell me when they stopped by for a visit. Here's one joke and then I will call it quits cause it's too freaking hot:
So there's a ventriloquist on a stage with a mannequin on his knee. The ventriloquist starts telling blond jokes like you know, your average blond jokes. Well, all of a sudden, a blond woman stands up out of the audience. She says, "I'm tired of these blond jokes. I'm tired of people insulting us blonds. We're not that stupid." And the guy, the ventriloquist says, "Lady, just calm down. It's only an act." The woman in the audience says, "I wasn't addressing you. I was talking to that little guy on your knee."
Have a good week you guys. I miss you! Love, B. Nice
Oh yeah, here's my other blog where I talk about the present.