Hi everybody. Welcome to my blog where I talk about my present.
OK, I’m gonna go off on a bit of a tangent here, but today is April fools day. April first. So, being the young idiot I am, I called up the agency that handles my health aides. I said to them, “The night staff ordered a case of hard liquor from Gisley, the alcohol delivery site.” The agency kind of freaked out. They said they would call me back and find out what was going on. I called them back in a few minutes and said, “April Fools!” I called them back because I didn’t want to get anyone in trouble. Last year I called the agency and I said, “There’s some man from the New York State health department at my door asking me all sorts of questions. I said, I have to call my agency.” I called the agency and they said to me, “Brian, where’s your health aide?” I said, “he’s getting her hair done.” They said, Brian! You’re there all alone?” I said, “No I’m not alone, the guy from the New York State Health Department is here.” The manager kind of freaked out, so I said April Fools.
Hey, my dog is back! I was kind of freaking out because I thought he got a hold of some rat poison or some of my pills. For two days he would just lay there. He wouldn’t eat for a day, but he would drink water, thank God. He’s rebounded. He’s back to his former self. I knew everything was OK when he started licking his balls. The dog is important to me because A. he’s my friend, and B. He alerts people when I’m about to have a seizure. I guess you could say he’s my service dog.
I’m gonna leave it at that. My neighbor had a baby. That’s pretty cool. It’s amazing to me. She was out walking her dog when she had just given birth the night before!
Love and miss you guys. Love, B. Nice
P.S. My daughter and my mother made this painting of my dog, JoJo.