September 8, 2015

LTI_302029_01-02 Hi everybody. Welcome to my blog where I talk about the present.

You know, when you're like this, when you're in a really bad way, it's good to get out of the house. It's good to have people take you places. But my friend scared the hell out of me the other day. She was going to a big box store and decided to take me with her. Well, I renamed big box store to Big Butt store. Most people don't realize this, but when you're in a wheelchair, you're at the exact eye height of a human ass. I couldn't believe the size of these people in this store. When I was in the hospital, did they inject people's food with growth hormones or what?! I mean, everything was big. The aisles, the quantity of items. I could go on and on. But the most terrifying moment was at check out. I was in my wheelchair, while my friend was reading a magazine and pushing me forward. What she didn't realize was there was family of large asses right in front of us. The wheelchair kept inching forward and I thought I was gonna be sucked into the world of oblivion. I thought I heard the screams of a small family screaming "Help me, Help me!" I kept trying to stop my wheelchair, but my hands don't work so good. Anyway, I survived. All is good.

On a more positive note, I went to a picnic that was thrown by some friends. I was seated in pole position. I was at the head of Table Number 1 and there were 400 guests. It was one hell of a night.. It was like a dream. If you want to see some photos you could go to my Facebook page. i'm BriandNice. Check out the video footage of the party. It's the video of everyone sitting at their benches. It was the best night of the summer.

Have a great week! Love, B. Nice

Oh yeah, here's my link to my blog where I talk about the past.